BIFFS 7 Deleted Scene

So, here's this. It was originally going to be in BIFFS 7, but I decided against it because a) it was too high and b) I decided it really wasn't funny enough, but I spent too much time on it to just delete so I threw it up here, maybe you guys'll like it better than I do.
Stay tuned next time for the first ever BIFFS Fully Illustrated Fanfiction! It's by a squirrely dude, and his fanfics are fit for a king! Just kidding. It's Mother 3. Just kidding.

Story is Sha(mw)ow's Inbox by the undertaker99999

srsly noone uses myspace anymore

p.s. i was afraid that i used the word "melodramatic" wrong, but i looked it up and it turns out it fits shadow perfectly